tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post4454824439477339153..comments2023-11-16T01:06:23.651-08:00Comments on Welcome to the Language Barrier: Good-bye smoker's teeth world. Hello London.asha http://www.blogger.com/profile/13624209187109099166noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-37603033206011641642012-05-04T16:09:19.167-07:002012-05-04T16:09:19.167-07:00MR. HONORABLE JOE SCHMOE,
I AM BLESSED TO FIND ON...MR. HONORABLE JOE SCHMOE,<br /><br />I AM BLESSED TO FIND ONE HONEST MAN SUCH AS YOU IN THIS WORLD. I WILL STRAIGHT AWAY WEAR THE GLORIOUS RICHARD NIXON WRISTWATCH WITH MOVING EYES YOU SENT ME. OF COURSE I LEARNED ABOUT YOUR ESTEEMED THURD PRESIDENT, MR. GLORIOUS RICHARD NIXON OF THE HONEST DIRECT STEADY GAZE FROM MY TUTORS IN THE PALACE. THIS WAS BEFORE THE RASCALS DROVE THEM AWAY IN ORDER TO ROB MY POOR DECEASED FATHER, THE KING, OF OUR FAMALY VAST RICHES OF OIL MONEY. ALSO I AM HAPPY TO RECEIVE THE PAPERWORK ON YOUR FINE FORD FIESTA. IT IS A VEHICLE BEFITTING A PRINCE SUCH AS I. WHEN WE MEET TO DIVIDE OUR VAST RICHES, YOU WILL RIDE ON BHIMA, MY BULL ELEPHANT.<br /><br />SOME VERY DANGEROUS FELLOWS WOULD LIKE TO STOP THIS TRANSFER BUT IF YOU MOVE QUICKLY ALL WILL BE WELL SO SEND YOUR BANKING INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW. THEN WE CAN BEGIN OUR NEW LIVES OF VAST RICHES.<br /><br />BEST REGARDS,<br />PRINCE DESMOND OKOTIEBOR ETETE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-62228544350539312002012-05-03T05:11:45.330-07:002012-05-03T05:11:45.330-07:00Dear Prince Okeedokie,
If there's one thing I ...Dear Prince Okeedokie,<br />If there's one thing I hate, it's a rascal in the palace. I sent you my banking information under separate cover (you can't be too careful!) as well as the paperwork on my '92 Ford Fiesta. I have also, as a gesture of good faith, sent you not the Mickey Mouse watch but a Richard Nixon Wristwatch with Moving Eyes. Richard Nixon, you may recall from your world history lessons, was the third president of the United States and was known for his honesty and his direct, steady gaze. <br />It is with baited breath that I await the transfer of vast sums of riches to my bank so I may finally get that "tornado room" installed beneath my trailer. <br />Regards,<br />Joe SchmoeRoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13374537094067415065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-28863445704886288112012-05-02T08:54:22.001-07:002012-05-02T08:54:22.001-07:00MISTER NICHOLAS,
I AM VERY MUCH EAGER TO PURCHAS...MISTER NICHOLAS, <br /><br />I AM VERY MUCH EAGER TO PURCHASE YOUR ANTIQUE MICKEY MOUSE WATCH AND HAVE FUND IMMEDIATELY ON HAND TO COMPLETE THIS TRANSACTION.<br /><br />ALSO I AM HOPING YOU WILL STAND IN AS BENEFICIARY/NEXT OF KIN IN A SIMPLE TRANSACTION THAT WILL MAKE US BOTH VERY RICH MEN. MY LATE FATHER REALISED THIS FORTUNE FROM OIL ROYALTIES AND INTENDED FOR ME TO INHERIT IT BUT INSTEAD IT IS BEING HELD BY RASCALS IN THE PALACE. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY SEND ME THE DETAILS OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND I WILL ARRANGE FOR THIS VAST SUM TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR US TO SHARE. THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED.<br /><br />I URGENTLY AWAIT YOUR REPLY.<br /><br />BEST REGARDS,<br />PRINCE DESMOND OKOTIEBOR ETETE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-59478266486804848842012-04-30T04:21:14.278-07:002012-04-30T04:21:14.278-07:00Waiting for your bogus check to clear, Paula. I&#...Waiting for your bogus check to clear, Paula. I'm beginning to think there is no Bank of Goofy! I should have sold it to that Nigerian prince!!Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11969343684984895651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-82414817368960763572012-04-29T07:07:47.329-07:002012-04-29T07:07:47.329-07:00HEY NICHOLAS!! Where's my antique Mickey Mouse...HEY NICHOLAS!! Where's my antique Mickey Mouse watch??? Omg.<br /><br />That sounds like an awesome trip, Asha. Wow. Can't wait to hear all about it!Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352412943602159027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-38421464504170513582012-04-29T02:18:20.427-07:002012-04-29T02:18:20.427-07:00Oops. We have stumbled upon one of my old secret i...Oops. We have stumbled upon one of my old secret identities, for purposes of getting email from craigslist buyers, who are all psychopathic in nature. Nicholas is a very likable guy--he even had a brief foray in MW and never even got flamed! OK. Back to sleep if this headache cooperates.Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13374537094067415065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-85078893455701210952012-04-29T02:12:15.850-07:002012-04-29T02:12:15.850-07:00Good luck with the cataract stuff, and very cool t...Good luck with the cataract stuff, and very cool that you are traveling to all these exotic places, even if it's a little stressful. I hope you take lots of pictures and descriptions for those of us who rely on you for our adventures nowadays.Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11969343684984895651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752461.post-25656923237046141212012-04-25T21:13:18.321-07:002012-04-25T21:13:18.321-07:00New perspective on life hey....I'm wondering w...New perspective on life hey....I'm wondering what kind of "visions" will appear with the new outlook?!?!<br /><br />Have a great time Paris is a wonderful city especially for walkers I like so much in fact we named our van after it, but of course you know that already :)<br /><br />Safe travels amiga!Kimberleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922755846438824495noreply@blogger.com