07/07/2010

Police report

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are gods.” -Unknown

Again with the cats. This morning I chased two lunkers out of the Bird Park where they were hunkered down in Old Man Hills, planning their next kill. I was surprised... a) by how fat they are and... b) their flash response to my growls. The bastards were up and over the fence in a flat two seconds. It was a magpie who alerted me to their presence. Seems they consider me the Bird Park police.

4 comments:

Roy said...

Maybe you should put a little statue of yourself on the fence.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh..... great idea. That 'll stop 'em.

-Asha

Kimberlee said...

Sage's (As a beloved goddess of the furry feline sort) advice to the lowly humans is to get a dog to do your dirty work because they LOVE it!!!

asha said...

I would love a dog but, at the moment, we are gone too much of the time. :(